I find these conversations funny now, not because they are outright hilarious, but I’ve been known to say stupid things, but I try to refrain from doing so when someone is crushed beyond belief. These people I encountered don’t have that sort of filter.
From Relative: I can’t believe you didn’t see anything coming? I mean she was your best friend
Me: No my husband and best friend were screwing around behind my back and lying to me the whole time. I am frustrated you would say such a thing and you are no longer a safe person for me to talk to about this.
From Poser-Friend (someone who thinks they are your friend, but in my mind we have never been friends who found out from someone else about my lying husband): If my husband did that to me I would probably cut-off his balls
Me: Well you never truly know what your capable of until it happens to you.
From Relative: You are stronger than this. Take him for all that he has. Stop crying
Me: Okay (hangs up phone wondering I even called them in the first place)
What turned funny, isn’t so funny anymore..
I think I will stop..